The Little Assassin

Monday, January 4, 2010 at 7:30pm

You may have heard Brian and I marvel at how Ash just seems to "know" things. For example, he knew what sort of sound a car is supposed to make, he knew that if he put two sticks together, one was his "gun" and the other his "ammo" (and it doesn't work w/o the ammo!) along with the sound that a gun is supposed to make. In each case we have no idea how he's learned what he's learned.

Today is different. Today, he has his drumstick and has been busy stabbing the dishwasher, over and over and over. He steps back, lunges and does his little baby yell, "EEEEYAAAAA!!" If it wasn't so dang cute, it'd be a little on the disturbing side. But "cute" definitely wins out here. Honestly.

So where did he learn this? Ahhh, that's an easy one. The kids have been playing "Assassin's Creed" both I and II nonstop since Christmas. He's obviously picked up some pointers on some Knight Templar moves.

Of course, as I type this, he's lying on his back, with his feet in the air yelling, "DEE DEE DEE DAAADEEEE DEE DEE!!!!"

Brian seems to think Ash can protect us. I have my doubts.